Fred, Reports, Elections, and Morality

So many things on an OBFL’s mind.

The ‘Report’ is coming!! The ‘Report’ is coming! When that sorry bastard stands up in front of Congress and says ‘I cannot condone the killing of any more troops or the civilians of Iraq’, I will start paying attention.

Primary season is NOW! Our political process reminds me of an alcoholic that is begging for help, even though they are so self-destructive that you want to punish them. We’re never going to find the perfect solution but Christ we can do better than this. Even by my sloppy math we are well over a year before the election and everyone is whining about how much it costs already. Isn’t it time we maybe stopped hitting ourselves with that hammer and made some fixes? Get the stinking money out of campaigning. Yeah, I’ve heard all the arguments but we have to do better than what we have now. Get rid of the stinking Electoral College and use the peoples vote. No, neither of these two would hurt the ‘little’, ‘rural’, that is to say ‘white’ states.

The airlines are now Morality Enforcement Officials! This kind of thing scares me. Yeah, I’ve backtracked on that no links thingy again.

Fred is running! Fred is running! Thank heaven the Republicans finally have that strong, white, father-figure. I wonder how come nobody talks about ole Fred’s womanizing or his lobbying days? Regardless, they have their warm-fuzzy now. Maybe they can settle down and really embarrass themselves for us some more. But they have to be in heaven; their god-like general (until things head South) and Fred are here! Yay!

Oh, I see signs that the Dems have already applied the lube and grabbed their ankles. What a surprise.